Easter is a dying holiday. Nobody other than little kids and CVS executives really gives a shit about the Easter eggs and the Easter bunny bullshit. Not in the way that people are sucked into caring about Christmas at least. Christmas has an entire month by the balls, what does Easter have? Nothing that comes even close.
First off, the fact that Easter doesn't land on the same day every year crushes its stock value right off the bat. Hell, some years it's in March and others it's in April. Pick a side Easter, come on. You can't have a month by the balls like your buddy Christmas does if your flip-flopping all the time like that.
But to make matters even worse, it always falls on a Sunday, so there's never a day off for the 9-to-5ers. Talk about a recipe for disaster if your a holiday. All anyone wants in this crazy world is a federally insured holiday, and Easter cock-blocks itself from even having that option.
If Easter wants to have any chance at making it in the future, it's gonna need a makeover. It's doubtful the geezers running the church will want anything to do with that, so in my eyes Easter is old news.
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